The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast

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The Sector 512 crew weighs in on the foods that turn their stomachs inside out and they range from the bizarre (placenta) to the rather pedestrian (jello?!!?).  We also are able to dig up some nice photographic evidence of a few of the foods below for your visual (and regurgitory) enjoyment.  Wild card is to come up with a new item for the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

Broasted Baby - *Quiz* Did you notice the little leg to the right of the plate?

Canned Chicken - any resembalance to a horse's vagina is completely by accident.

Canned Bananas - If "Cock" is a real brand name, kudos.

The McGangBang - Apparently this is real and real awesome.

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The title pretty much says it all (if you haven’t seen the pattern yet, I am ashamed of you) and with listening you will have your fair share of bums, semen, and blue balls.

Wildcard:

The Minnesota Twins are getting a new stadium and it has been decided they need new uniforms.  Come up with a new uniform that pays respect to their history and MN history of mobsters, moonshine and Indian casinos.  Hats are required, but sleeves are not.

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Be a bartender and come up with your top 10 cocktails endorsed by a celebrity. For example, the Ted Danson is a flavorful mixture of Sam Adams, Just For Men hair dye, and Whoopi Goldberg’s menstrual fluid. Served with a hot-dog straw.

Wildcard:

The Jonas Brothers have just renounced their whole religious “married to Jesus” thing, so come up with the title of their next album and a few key hits.

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What is grosser than your typical Sector 512 crew member?  Them trying to propose marriage through some sort of elaborate stage-death and then pop out of the coffin saying “MARRY ME!”.  That and the one with the bum kidnapping, that one was pretty cool too.

Wild card was pick the next cartoon of your childhood to be made into a live-action movie. Pick the actors and their roles.  Watch out Charles Schultz, this shit gets real.

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Us Sector512′ians can’t keep away from baseball so we decide to hit the history and trivia books to come up with the top 10 Baseball Players of all time that are famous not for their athletic prowess, but usually deviant behavior or murder.  One dude pitched a no-hitter high on acid and another tried to light FIVE people on fire and cut them with a machete.

Wildcard is simply to come up with your dream scenario for quitting your job.  Usually you would think we would have ideas of grandeur, but it usually devolved to poo jokes and taking multiple innocent lives along with our own.

Next week we have the Top 10 Ways to Propose Marriage along with a picking your favorite childhood cartoon to be made into a movie AND picking actors for the major roles.

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The Sector 512 crew decides to “keep it real” and discuss some dream jobs.  Unfortunately, the jobs we pick are likely illegal in more countries, morally reprehensible and basically sick.

Wildcard this week simply rocks.  Our task was to come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings.  And we hit them out of the park.  Learn some unknown facts behind Al Newman’s genetic heritage and other shocking facts!

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It doesn’t get much more “meta” than this and we get some oddities including a puppy-sucking and puppy-launching cannons and of course, dildos.

Wildcard is create a brand new board game and the entire crew shines on this one, including a few offensive variants of “Life” and others that are even tougher to explain.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Top 10 Things Dream Jobs and wild card is come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings!

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How we love the more esoteric topics and this is definitely one of them.  We go from pedestrian of “three bananas” to the all encompassing “shit dollar” and a number of defunt and extinct beverages and snacks.

Wildcard is create a new Minnesota Twins baseball fan sign or message for the jumbotron and poor Denny Hecker is the target of two brand new jumbotron games along the lines of the famous “Tires Plus” racing tire game.

Email us your lists for the next two episodes to tom@sector512productions.com

• Episode #40 – Top 10 Things to Replace Your Arms With and wild card of make a brand new board game!
• Episode #41 – Top 10 Things Dream Jobs and wild card is come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings.

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The crew is back and joined by the technological marvel of video telephony so we can see the hurt look on EC’s face from thousands of miles away.  This week we have our Top 10 Comedy movies and the wild card of create a celebrity music album!  We had to call “dominoe rally” a few times when the group felt that “Independence Day” was not a comedy movie (which is clearly false after seeing Bill Pullman and Harry Connick Junior’s attempts at acting).

Daren steals the spotlight with a Michael Phelps music album with new hits like “Snap, Crackle, Pot” and more!

Stay tuned for next episode with our Top 10 things to buy for a $1 or less and wild card of a new Minnesota Twins fan sign or jumbotron message.

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Who knew there were so many “World’s Largest” thingies in Minnesota along with the sad reality that we are the birthplace of the Greyhound bus line?  We learn a whole lot of stops you can’t miss when you come visit Minnesota for the first time and see our our recommendations for Top 10 Minnesota Tourist Stops!

The wild card finds us creating starting 5 for the Minnesota Timberwolves and can come from any place or time (Sorry Jesus, you are excluded).

Email us your lists for the next two episodes to tom@sector512productions.com

• Episode #38 – Top 10 Comedy Movies of All Time and wild card of make a Celebrity music album complete with style, song selection and album name.
• Episode #39 – Top 10 Things You Can Buy For a $1 or Less and wild card is come up with your Twins game sign or message for the jumbotron.  And yes, Kunkel’s mom is off limits.