The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast

Episode #50 – Top 10 Animals

Tom — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 04:15:45 +0000

Blobfish, Korean Penis Fish, Candiru, oh my!

Those mysterious Sector 512 guys are back are dredging up all of god’s best depravities for your listening pleasure. As anticipated, multiple lists are dedicated to the animals of the world with the biggest penises and it basically rolls down hill like a 12 inch log from there.

Don’t miss some absolutely repulsive items like duck rape, “traumatic insemination”, corkscrew vaginas, bottle brush cocks, gelatinous flesh, copious slime production, willy-nilly sex changes, and the “Bo Jackson” of the animal kingdom. My god, our mothers would be ashamed and onto the pictures!

Yes son, that is its corkscrew ridculously huge rape-happy duck penis

Korean Penis Fish or "Huge Uncircumcised Throbbing Dick Fish"

The thing on the right is the semi-autonomous octopus pussy seeker penis

Envision that all angry and jammed head first up your pee-hole

Hagfish - Looks like Jaws mated with a Graboid sporting collagen lip injections

Blobfish - About the only thing a duck won't rape

Scotoplane - Just imagine this thing giving you an eskimo kiss

Wildcard is to come up with a new animal mascot for the Minnesota Twins to replace that lame-ass plushy-wannabe TC the Bear. Apparently nothing says Minnesota like invasive species.

Send in a list for the next episode to tom@sector512productions.com and it will be the Top 10 Children’s Books That Need to Be Written (examples include “Everybody Poops on Tammie’s Two Mommies” or “Show Me on the Doll where the Wild Things Touched You”) and the wild card is to pick your favorite existing children’s book.

Episode #49 – Top 10 Things to bring to the Zombie Apocalypse

Tom — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:30:09 +0000

Eventually it had to happen via a radioactive mishap, genetic mutation, terrorism or just shit luck, but zombies are now everywhere and you will thank zombie Jesus that you listened to this podcast and are now well prepared.

Join the hosts as they go through their picks of crucial items to have on hand to fend back the zombie hordes, or establish some sort of questionable hippie commune in a local Walmart. As a sneak peak, check out the pictures below of the ultimate zombie-squashing vehicle found by Daren, the Hydrema 910 Mine Clearing Vehicle.

Wildcard was to pick the best zombie movie and we have special thanks to Dead Alive and Thankskilling!

Send in a list to podcast@sector512productions.com for the big episode 50, Top 10 Animals and wildcard is pick a new animal mascot for the Minnesota Twins!

This is fucking terrifying - for zombies!

Episode #48 – Top 10 Things to happen in 2000-2009

Tom — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:24:21 +0000

It’s been a long decade of shit doing down, shit going up and awesome Sector 512 podcasts. The guys go through and pick their favorite things to happen in the past decade and go from sappy (my marriage? BLECH!!) to downright creepy (Somali Piracy) and Tom has a hard time remembering that 2010 is NOT included in this time range. That and EC is cell-phone using hypocrite, don’t miss him getting called out on the show.

Wildcard: Worst thing to happen in 2000-2009 (9/11? Oh year, we go there).

Send in a list for the next episode to tom@sector512productions.com and we are looking for the Top 10 Items to bring with you to the next Zombie Apocalypse and the wild card is to find the all-time best zombie movie!

Episode #47 – Top 10 Things to bring on a time machine

Tom — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:50:17 +0000

Please god, bear with us on this one. We spent our collective creative load on the Top 10 Most Disgusting Foods podcast and are bunting for a pity hit on this one. Check out the Top 10 Things to bring on a time machine and surprising number of them have to do with not getting STD’s in the future, weird.

We also can’t prevent ourselves from discussing the cult “hit”, The Room with one of the worse acting performances (Tommy Wiseau) we have ever, ever seen.

Episode #46 – Top 10 Most Disgusting Foods

Tom — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:21:37 +0000

The Sector 512 crew weighs in on the foods that turn their stomachs inside out and they range from the bizarre (placenta) to the rather pedestrian (jello?!!?). We also are able to dig up some nice photographic evidence of a few of the foods below for your visual (and regurgitory) enjoyment. Wild card is to come up with a new item for the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

Broasted Baby - *Quiz* Did you notice the little leg to the right of the plate?

Canned Chicken - any resembalance to a horse's vagina is completely by accident.

Canned Bananas - If "Cock" is a real brand name, kudos.

The McGangBang - Apparently this is real and real awesome.

Episode #45 – Top 10 Things to shout over a grocery store intercom

Tom — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:00:02 +0000

The title pretty much says it all (if you haven’t seen the pattern yet, I am ashamed of you) and with listening you will have your fair share of bums, semen, and blue balls.

Wildcard:

The Minnesota Twins are getting a new stadium and it has been decided they need new uniforms. Come up with a new uniform that pays respect to their history and MN history of mobsters, moonshine and Indian casinos. Hats are required, but sleeves are not.

Episode #44 – Top 10 Celebrity-themed Cocktails

Tom — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:34:14 +0000

Be a bartender and come up with your top 10 cocktails endorsed by a celebrity. For example, the Ted Danson is a flavorful mixture of Sam Adams, Just For Men hair dye, and Whoopi Goldberg’s menstrual fluid. Served with a hot-dog straw.

Wildcard:

The Jonas Brothers have just renounced their whole religious “married to Jesus” thing, so come up with the title of their next album and a few key hits.

Episode #43 – Top 10 Ways to Propose Marriage

Tom — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:19:10 +0000

What is grosser than your typical Sector 512 crew member? Them trying to propose marriage through some sort of elaborate stage-death and then pop out of the coffin saying “MARRY ME!”. That and the one with the bum kidnapping, that one was pretty cool too.

Wild card was pick the next cartoon of your childhood to be made into a live-action movie. Pick the actors and their roles. Watch out Charles Schultz, this shit gets real.

Episode #42 – Top 10 Baseball Players of All Time for Non-Athletic Reasons

Tom — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:38:19 +0000

Us Sector512′ians can’t keep away from baseball so we decide to hit the history and trivia books to come up with the top 10 Baseball Players of all time that are famous not for their athletic prowess, but usually deviant behavior or murder. One dude pitched a no-hitter high on acid and another tried to light FIVE people on fire and cut them with a machete.

Wildcard is simply to come up with your dream scenario for quitting your job. Usually you would think we would have ideas of grandeur, but it usually devolved to poo jokes and taking multiple innocent lives along with our own.

Next week we have the Top 10 Ways to Propose Marriage along with a picking your favorite childhood cartoon to be made into a movie AND picking actors for the major roles.

Episode #41 – Top 10 Things Dream Jobs!

Tom — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:06:30 +0000

The Sector 512 crew decides to “keep it real” and discuss some dream jobs. Unfortunately, the jobs we pick are likely illegal in more countries, morally reprehensible and basically sick.

Wildcard this week simply rocks. Our task was to come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings. And we hit them out of the park. Learn some unknown facts behind Al Newman’s genetic heritage and other shocking facts!

Episode #40 – Top 10 Things to Replace Your Arms With!

Tom — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:33:57 +0000

It doesn’t get much more “meta” than this and we get some oddities including a puppy-sucking and puppy-launching cannons and of course, dildos.

Wildcard is create a brand new board game and the entire crew shines on this one, including a few offensive variants of “Life” and others that are even tougher to explain.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Top 10 Things Dream Jobs and wild card is come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings!

Episode #39 – Top 10 Things to Buy for a $1 or Less!

Tom — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:07:40 +0000

How we love the more esoteric topics and this is definitely one of them. We go from pedestrian of “three bananas” to the all encompassing “shit dollar” and a number of defunt and extinct beverages and snacks.

Wildcard is create a new Minnesota Twins baseball fan sign or message for the jumbotron and poor Denny Hecker is the target of two brand new jumbotron games along the lines of the famous “Tires Plus” racing tire game.

Email us your lists for the next two episodes to tom@sector512productions.com

Episode #40 – Top 10 Things to Replace Your Arms With and wild card of make a brand new board game!
Episode #41 – Top 10 Things Dream Jobs and wild card is come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings.

Episode #38 – Top 10 Comedy Movies!

Tom — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:07:05 +0000

The crew is back and joined by the technological marvel of video telephony so we can see the hurt look on EC’s face from thousands of miles away. This week we have our Top 10 Comedy movies and the wild card of create a celebrity music album! We had to call “dominoe rally” a few times when the group felt that “Independence Day” was not a comedy movie (which is clearly false after seeing Bill Pullman and Harry Connick Junior’s attempts at acting).

Daren steals the spotlight with a Michael Phelps music album with new hits like “Snap, Crackle, Pot” and more!

Stay tuned for next episode with our Top 10 things to buy for a $1 or less and wild card of a new Minnesota Twins fan sign or jumbotron message.

Episode #37 – Top 10 Minnesota Tourist Stops!

Tom — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:27:14 +0000

Who knew there were so many “World’s Largest” thingies in Minnesota along with the sad reality that we are the birthplace of the Greyhound bus line? We learn a whole lot of stops you can’t miss when you come visit Minnesota for the first time and see our our recommendations for Top 10 Minnesota Tourist Stops!

The wild card finds us creating starting 5 for the Minnesota Timberwolves and can come from any place or time (Sorry Jesus, you are excluded).

Email us your lists for the next two episodes to tom@sector512productions.com

Episode #38 – Top 10 Comedy Movies of All Time and wild card of make a Celebrity music album complete with style, song selection and album name.
Episode #39 – Top 10 Things You Can Buy For a $1 or Less and wild card is come up with your Twins game sign or message for the jumbotron. And yes, Kunkel’s mom is off limits.

Episode #36 – Top 10 Super Powers!

Tom — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:59:39 +0000

To keep things gross, we are talking about the top 10 super powers that we would like to have right now. These range from pedestrian ability to fly or the more restrictive “sub-par flight” where you can only fly 5 mph and 4 feet above the ground or the ability to vomit up your internal organs when threatened.

Wild card is create your own superhero or super-villain, complete with name, costume and potential love interest.

Stay tuned next week for Top 10 Tourist Stops in Minnesota and come up with a new starting 5 for the Minnesota Timberwolves who can come from any place or time (sorry, Jesus is excluded)!

Episode #35 – Top 10 things for Obama to do as president!

Tom — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:51:13 +0000

We promised we were back and we bring it to an all new low level.

Prepare to hear a schism between two of the hosts where one takes the pearly white “high road” and the other rips the man hole cover off like The Hulk and jumps right into the sewer. Ever wonder what happens if you paint the White House black or how Obama would change the official seal?

The wild card finds us creating the code names for other special celebrity families and no one is safe.

Email us your lists for the next two episodes to tom@sector512productions.com

Episode #36 – Top 10 Super Powers you want to have and create the costume and persona for your new hero or arch-nemesis
Episode #37 – Top 10 Tourist Stops in Minnesota and come up with a new starting line (5 people) for the Timberwolves that can come from any time or place in history. And yes, Jesus Christ is off limits.

Episode #34 – Top 10 Breakfast Cereals!

Tom — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:50:21 +0000

The Sector 512 crew is officially back and ready to bring you the most offensive commentary this side of FOX news every 2 weeks!

To bring things back, we are talking about our favorite breakfast cereals. Expect some routine choices, but what about remembering the sweet, sweet taste of Pac-man cereal?!?

Wild card is create the most disgusting combination of ingredients for a bowl at Kahn’s Mongolian BBQ where everything is cooked on a large, flat, skin-melting hot wok.

Stay tuned next week for Top 10 things Obama should do in his first hundred days in office and our own code names for celebrity families!

Episode 33 – Top 10 Bumper Stickers!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:55:02 +0000

Break out the “Dark” button and get ready to be offended, these new hot bumper stickers are not to ignored. Personal favorite was “I’m like the Hamburglar, but for kids”.

Wildcard is the return of the Celebrity Gang Bang. You’ve been warned.

Episode 32 – Top 10 Game Shows!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:54:21 +0000

Turns out that the Sector 512 crew have pretty good taste in game shows. Some highlights are Supermarket Sweep, Let’s Bowl, Legend of the Hidden Temple and more!

Wildcard was to come up with a new game show and pick its host. Steve Martin steals the episode with his amazing new game show.

Episode 31 – Top 10 Things You Would Do For a Klondike Bar!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:53:42 +0000

Ew. That roughly summarizes most of the responses from our hosts about the vile (and mostly illegal) acts they would perpretrate in order to get a Klondike Bar. EC steals the show with his number one answer and still gives me shivers.

Wildcard was challenging: come up with a new ice-cream treat that disparages an entire culture (e.g. Choco-taco). Everyone hits a homerun on this one and we even come up with one “on the fly”.

Episode 30 – Top 10 Wrestlers!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:53:01 +0000

Nothing screams (and kicks and bites and smashes others with chairs) like professional wrestling. From such highlights like Jake the Snake, The Iron Sheik, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, it’s tough not to entertain. But don’t worry, there are a few surprises in there for you to keep an ear out for and Kunkel may even have a rendition of the first professional wrestler from India.

Wildcard was to create a brand-new wrestling move. And yes, this gets dirty quick.

Episode 29 – Celebrity Baseball Team!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:52:22 +0000

Scott Davis absolutely steals this episode with his list and is pretty much the only reason to listen, lucky for you listeners that his is first. Don’t even think of hesitating, listen to it NOW!

Wildcard is included with the main topic and is to create a name, hometown and stadium for your new band of “all stars”.

Episode 28 – Top 10 Things You Would do as a Cop!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:51:37 +0000

We may have a new level of depravity with this topic as we explore all those little things we have been wanting to pull once we got ourselves a badge. I won’t spoil any since it would likely get me arrested in every state, except Mississippi.

Wildcard of the week is to come up with the next (28th for you lazy bums) amendment to be ratified into the United States Constituion. Yowza.

Episode 27 – Top 10 1990′s Movies!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:50:51 +0000

What initially seemed a simple task turned into an painful look back into the offal that was released in the cinema during the 1990′s. There are a number of repeats and a few suprises, and I all I can say for a hint this week is “ROWSDOWER!!!!”. That and shame on you, Tom Hanks.

Wildcard of the week is the pick the worst tattoo AND its location. These were pretty bad…

Episode 26 – Top 10 Wii Games that should be made!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:50:08 +0000

After discovering the sweet, smooth taste that is the Nintendo Wii and the equally cool Wiimote, the crew puts their heads together to come with those hit games that Nintendo has not thought of yet. Some must-be-hits like Wiinial Tasks and Wii Barber are sure to turn some heads!

Wildcard of the day is what celebrity is most likely to have “leaked” amateur porno this year and what acts will you see in it? Watch out George Bush and Star Jones!

Episode 25 – Top 10 Candies!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:49:29 +0000

After lamenting just how good those Pixie Sticks were back in the day when we used to snort them in the elementary cafeteria, we thought we better whip up the top 10 candies of our short lives. A couple of key hits were Big League Chew and Everlasting Gobstoppers.

Wildcard was in honor of Saddam Hussein’s recent execution, pick the next celebrity in line for death row and decide their fate. No one is safe, not even Kirby (*sorry*).

Episode 24 – Top 10 Worst Jobs!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:48:56 +0000

Inspired by our near complete apathy towards actually earning a living, we thought we would explore what could possibly be worse. A few gems like “Silverfish Wrangler” and Sam Kinnison’s mic-level checker were seen on lists.

Wild card of the day was to write the script of the dialogue that took place between Mr. Bryan Hathaway and the dead deer he had sex with on a Wisconsin Road. You just have to listen.

Episode 23 – Top 10 1980′s Movies!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:48:18 +0000

This is a topic that is long, long overdue and was a difficult choices were made by all of the ‘casters. Some key movies are Ghostbusters, This is Spinal Tap, and many other treasures. Strangely enough, 1985 was one heck of a year for movies. Wild card was to come up with a new Winter Olympic Sport. EC probably gets the cake, but a cake missing most of its morality.

Episode 22 – Top 10 Worst TV Sitcoms!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:47:34 +0000

Inspired by the top 10 TV sitcom picks from a few episodes, we felt the really, really terrible ones deserved their time in the lime light. Some key shows are Major Dad, Martin (*sniff*), Designing Women and so many more. Wild card of the day is to come up with your own TV Station name (including call letters) and its programming. Daren wins this one with a channel solely based out of the Minneapolis Airport.

Episode 21 – Top 10 Celebrity Autobiographies!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:46:56 +0000

Where to start on this one? We get down, dirty, mean and use the “Dark” button on numerous celebrities in this episode. No celebrity was safe, especially such “stars” as Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Jackson.

We depart from the usual wild card this week to feature a more host-interactive exercise. The exercise? Draw a cat in 1 minute. We then reveal these to each other and attempt to make the artist cry. Click the name of each host to see their amazing cat rendering:

Episode 20 – Top 10 TV Sitcoms!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:46:13 +0000

20th episode, w00t! To celebrate, we decide to trip back to our roots of verbally assaulting each other over very personal choices regarding favorite TV sitcoms. Also, we are featuring a number of listener-submitted lists for your enjoyment. Shows range for the early 60′s to the most cutting of edge TV comedy of today.

Wildcard topic of the day is to come up with a medical diagnosis you would like to hear delivered through a megaphone.

Episode 19 – Top 10 Fortune Cookie Fortunes!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:45:28 +0000

The cat is out of the bag on the seedy underbelly of the innards of fortunes cookies. Fortunes. EC busts a couple of gems and everyone reaches for the “Dark!” button atleast once.

The wild card topic is to pick the name and sponsor of the new Minnesota Twins baseball stadium.

Episode 18 – Top 10 Places to take a dump in time and space!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:44:48 +0000

Hmmm, this one got a bit strange. Being able to take a dump and alter human history is an awesome power and more awesome responsibility. And yes, 9/11 was mentioned.

Another amazing Twins wild card: Come up with your own Twins game promotion! E.g. The first 10,000 fans get…

Episode 17 – Top 10 Epitaphs!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:44:09 +0000

Wow, what would the Sector 512 crew put on their tombstones? We break out the brand-new “dark humor” button for some stellar choices by Kunkel.

Wild card topic of the day is to come up with a new sexual position name and description. What is a “Eskimo Milkshake”? Listen and find out!

Episode 16 – Top 10 Worst Movie Performances!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:43:05 +0000

This is one is definitely a bit less fowl than last weeks episode (but just wait until the next two, yee-gads). A couple of movies and actors are represented on multiple lists (like Keanu Reeves is really a big surprise). EC turns in a strange half-dried-corn-cob list.

Wild card topic of the day is to formulate the perfect “huge fat lady” meal for Kirstie Alley during her annual binges to 600lbs. Kunkel pulls out all the guns (and layers) for this one.

Episode 15 – Top 10 things to do with an unlimited supply of orphans!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:42:22 +0000

Whew, this one already sounds bad from the title. Numerous crime organizations will be formed, human experiments will be performed and epic battles will be re-enacted. All with poor little orphans.

Wild card of the day is another awesome Twins theme: Pick a past/present Twins player and what restaurant they would start before slipping into obscurity. Beware of Kevin Tapani, Scott Erickson and more Twins goodness!

Episode 14 – Top 10 things NOT to say during coitus!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:41:40 +0000

Now, this is more like the old Sector 512 we know. Talking about dirty, nasty, gross, and downright dark and twisted things that you really should NOT say during “the act”. Normally, I like to give a few highlights, but these you really need to hear for your self!

Wildcard topic of the day is to pick a movie that should NEVER have a sequel and come up with a sequel with characters! Watch out for Tremors 5 coming to a screen near you…

Episode 13 – Only 10 days left to live!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:40:49 +0000

Wow, Sector 512 broke out the serious sauce and liberally applied it to this episode for some unknown reason. The question was posed that if you had only 10 days left to live, what would you do, and more importantly, how do you go out with style? Jerry Pounds is a permanent addition to the crew and we have an AWESOME guest list from our #1 fan, Scott Davis. Couple highlights are exploding one’s self with explosives, deleting child porn, and lots-and-lots of buffets.

Wildcard topic of the day is the question: you have a dead body and the meat wagon won’t be coming for an hour, what do you do with the body? Apparently quite a bit, especially if you have a transmitter and a speaker.

Episode 12 – Top 10 Daren-safe Swimming Pool Contents!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:40:04 +0000

As is well-known to the Sector 512 cast, Daren is allergic to chlorine and has thus never been able to enjoy the wonderous experience that is swimming in Tom’s pool. So today, we put our heads together to come up with some Daren-safe pool contents and most turned out rather unsafe to most animal and plant life. Couple examples are nair, chocolate pudding and various types of acid.

Jerry Pounds is joining us as a guest celebrity/host today!

Wildcard topic of the day is to come up with a name for Kunkel’s unborn son that reflects his heritage of white trash and trailer parks.

Episode 11 – Top 10 Strip Mall Stores!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:11:51 +0000

We had to pick the ten stores we would love to have right next to each other in order to make you feel like you are shopping in heaven. Don’t miss such class acts such as Unique Thriftstore and Funcoland.

Jerry Pounds is joining us as a guest celebrity/host today!

Wildcard topic of the day was: what do we with Kirby Puckett’s rather large corpse? It won’t fit in a conventional coffin, so we needed some more creative “outside-of-the-box” ideas to solve this pickle.

Episode 10 – Top 10 Chain Restaurants!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:11:02 +0000

Uf dah! The selection of restaurants was more diverese than one would think. Tom had some notable omissions from his list (say, establishments like Bonanza and Old Country Buffet).

Wild card topic of the day is an (perhaps unfortunate) return of the “Celebrity Gang Bang”, but slightly less risque (I think). Watch out Oprah Winfrey and the mens US olympic hockey team.

Episode 9 – Top 10 Most hated TV characters!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:10:29 +0000

This was a difficult, difficult question with so many irritating characters in the loser-actor bouquet of broadcast TV. A few shows were represented between many lists (aka “Full House” and “Who’s the Boss?”). Listen for an unbelievable impersonation of Mrs. Garrett from “Facts of Life”.

Wild card topic for the day is this: Create a washed-up celebrity pull-string doll with an assortment of sayings (think the original ‘chatty cathy’ dolls). Watch out Steve Guttenberg!

Episode 8 – Top 10 Computer Games!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:09:49 +0000

Wow, I thought this was a great, if not broad, topic. Tom went a little overboard with his list and included some links to games for his choices and all links are at the end of these show notes. Daren busted out a classic pick in “Bananas” and EC reminded us all of the educational fun of “Number Munchers”.

Wild card topic was rather intricate. Basically, if we were to have an action figure created in our likeness, what it would look like and what sort of powers would he/she have? Daren takes the cake with his DPA – Drunken Public Avenger.

Show Links:
Star Control 2 – sc2.sourceforge.net – Free open-source port for PC/Mac/Linux

www.abandonia.com – amazing resource for free legal downloads of many old DOS games
Dune II: Battle for Arrakis
Betrayal at Krondor

DOSBox – dosbox.sourceforge.net – DOS emulator made for playing games

D-Fend – members.home.nl/mabus/ – GUI front-end for DOSBox that I find a must to have.

Episode 7 – Top 10 Animated Series!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:09:06 +0000

The question was posed as select your top 10 animated series and this could cover anywhere from “Family Guy” to “Gumby and Friends” and everything in between. Some seriously cool cartoons were discussed like Animaniacs, Captain Planet, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more! Don’t worry, newer, more “Adult Swim” cartoons were not ignored like Space Ghost and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Wild card topic of the day: what was the most embarrassing cartoon that you dare admit to watching on the air? Tom and Kunk admitted to some very feminine cartoons while EC and Daren duked it out over some very obscure celebrity-associated animations. This is our first episode featuring 4 professional microphones and a kick-apples little mixer. Hopefully you enjoy the new clearer sound to our drivelings.

Episode 6 – Top 10 Action Figures!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:08:16 +0000

What better topic for a bunch of guys to discuss than action figures? We were required to select not only a toy line, but specific figures within that line. Some obvious inclusions are G.I. Joe, Transformers and He-man, but don’t miss oddities such as Mad Balls, Go-bots, Centurions, and TMNT.

Wild card topic of the day is your favorite gimicky breakfast cereal of your youth. Do you remember Donkey Kong cereal??

Episode 5 – Top 5 and Worst 5 comic strips!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:06:39 +0000

Welcome back to the meat ‘n potatoes of our podcasts, lots of lists with obscure references. This episode we explore the best and worst comic strips. The favorite strips were quite varied, but a strange sense of unity was found upon exploring the worst comic strips, watch out Kathy! Wild card topic for the day is to pick a Twins baseball player and what crime we imagine them committing. This was inspired by the news of ex-Twins relief pitcher Jeff Reardon arrested for a jewelry store heist.

Episode 4 – Top 10 Liquids!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:04:05 +0000

A small departure from the norm where we rip through our top 10 liquids (yes, any liquid) of all time. And to liven up the show post-liquid, our wild card topics are our preferred ways to meet our maker.
WARNING!!! Our second wild card topic – “gang bang” madness! – is definitely for mature audiences only as rated R. There is a warning in the show if you wish to stop and not listen to this content, but we thinks you won’t be able to resist!

Episode 3 – Top 10 Board Games!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:03:05 +0000

Whoops! Small technical glitch makes this episode sound as if it were recorded on an answering machine, the problem was found and eliminated with extreme prejuidice. We rediscover such classics such as Domino Rally, Mouse Trap, Don’t Wake Daddy and Pigmania. Wild card topic for the evening is what is the worst / most hated game of all time.

Episode 2 – All about the NES!

Tom — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:29:49 +0000

Welcome back to the Sector 512 podcast. This episode features a change in format to what will be used for all future releases, e.g. more content, less dead air and overall increase in maturity.

Today, we are talking about the primo video game system of our youth, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES).

We will list and debate our top 10 game choices and what game we think should/could have been for the NES that wasn’t. Highlights is Daren’s idea for the could-have-been hit “East Coast Sniper” featuring use of the gamepad to move your sniper to the best killing spot and then using the light gun to do the shooting. Excellent and disturbing.