The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast

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It doesn’t get much more “meta” than this and we get some oddities including a puppy-sucking and puppy-launching cannons and of course, dildos.

Wildcard is create a brand new board game and the entire crew shines on this one, including a few offensive variants of “Life” and others that are even tougher to explain.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Top 10 Things Dream Jobs and wild card is come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings!

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How we love the more esoteric topics and this is definitely one of them.  We go from pedestrian of “three bananas” to the all encompassing “shit dollar” and a number of defunt and extinct beverages and snacks.

Wildcard is create a new Minnesota Twins baseball fan sign or message for the jumbotron and poor Denny Hecker is the target of two brand new jumbotron games along the lines of the famous “Tires Plus” racing tire game.

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• Episode #40 – Top 10 Things to Replace Your Arms With and wild card of make a brand new board game!
• Episode #41 – Top 10 Things Dream Jobs and wild card is come up with three strange facts that have come to light during the prolonged professional baseball steroid use hearings.

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The crew is back and joined by the technological marvel of video telephony so we can see the hurt look on EC’s face from thousands of miles away.  This week we have our Top 10 Comedy movies and the wild card of create a celebrity music album!  We had to call “dominoe rally” a few times when the group felt that “Independence Day” was not a comedy movie (which is clearly false after seeing Bill Pullman and Harry Connick Junior’s attempts at acting).

Daren steals the spotlight with a Michael Phelps music album with new hits like “Snap, Crackle, Pot” and more!

Stay tuned for next episode with our Top 10 things to buy for a $1 or less and wild card of a new Minnesota Twins fan sign or jumbotron message.

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Who knew there were so many “World’s Largest” thingies in Minnesota along with the sad reality that we are the birthplace of the Greyhound bus line?  We learn a whole lot of stops you can’t miss when you come visit Minnesota for the first time and see our our recommendations for Top 10 Minnesota Tourist Stops!

The wild card finds us creating starting 5 for the Minnesota Timberwolves and can come from any place or time (Sorry Jesus, you are excluded).

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• Episode #38 – Top 10 Comedy Movies of All Time and wild card of make a Celebrity music album complete with style, song selection and album name.
• Episode #39 – Top 10 Things You Can Buy For a $1 or Less and wild card is come up with your Twins game sign or message for the jumbotron.  And yes, Kunkel’s mom is off limits.

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To keep things gross, we are talking about the top 10 super powers that we would like to have right now.  These range from pedestrian ability to fly or the more restrictive “sub-par flight” where you can only fly 5 mph and 4 feet above the ground or the ability to vomit up your internal organs when threatened.

Wild card is create your own superhero or super-villain, complete with name, costume and potential love interest.

Stay tuned next week for Top 10 Tourist Stops in Minnesota and come up with a new starting 5 for the Minnesota Timberwolves who can come from any place or time (sorry, Jesus is excluded)!

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We promised we were back and we bring it to an all new low level.

Prepare to hear a schism between two of the hosts where one takes the pearly white “high road” and the other rips the man hole cover off like The Hulk and jumps right into the sewer.  Ever wonder what happens if you paint the White House black or how Obama would change the official seal?

The wild card finds us creating the code names for other special celebrity families and no one is safe.

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• Episode #36 – Top 10 Super Powers you want to have and create the costume and persona for your new hero or arch-nemesis
• Episode #37 – Top 10 Tourist Stops in Minnesota and come up with a new starting line (5 people) for the Timberwolves that can come from any time or place in history.  And yes, Jesus Christ is off limits.

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The Sector 512 crew is officially back and ready to bring you the most offensive commentary this side of FOX news every 2 weeks!

To bring things back, we are talking about our favorite breakfast cereals.  Expect some routine choices, but what about remembering the sweet, sweet taste of Pac-man cereal?!?

Wild card is create the most disgusting combination of ingredients for a bowl at Kahn’s Mongolian BBQ where everything is cooked on a large, flat, skin-melting hot wok.

Stay tuned next week for Top 10 things Obama should do in his first hundred days in office and our own code names for celebrity families!

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Break out the “Dark” button and get ready to be offended, these new hot bumper stickers are not to ignored. Personal favorite was “I’m like the Hamburglar, but for kids”.

Wildcard is the return of the Celebrity Gang Bang. You’ve been warned.

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Turns out that the Sector 512 crew have pretty good taste in game shows. Some highlights are Supermarket Sweep, Let’s Bowl, Legend of the Hidden Temple and more!

Wildcard was to come up with a new game show and pick its host. Steve Martin steals the episode with his amazing new game show.

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Ew. That roughly summarizes most of the responses from our hosts about the vile (and mostly illegal) acts they would perpretrate in order to get a Klondike Bar. EC steals the show with his number one answer and still gives me shivers.

Wildcard was challenging: come up with a new ice-cream treat that disparages an entire culture (e.g. Choco-taco). Everyone hits a homerun on this one and we even come up with one “on the fly”.