The ORIGINAL Sector 512 Podcast

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20th episode, w00t! To celebrate, we decide to trip back to our roots of verbally assaulting each other over very personal choices regarding favorite TV sitcoms. Also, we are featuring a number of listener-submitted lists for your enjoyment. Shows range for the early 60′s to the most cutting of edge TV comedy of today.

Wildcard topic of the day is to come up with a medical diagnosis you would like to hear delivered through a megaphone.

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The cat is out of the bag on the seedy underbelly of the innards of fortunes cookies. Fortunes. EC busts a couple of gems and everyone reaches for the “Dark!” button atleast once.

The wild card topic is to pick the name and sponsor of the new Minnesota Twins baseball stadium.

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Hmmm, this one got a bit strange. Being able to take a dump and alter human history is an awesome power and more awesome responsibility. And yes, 9/11 was mentioned.

Another amazing Twins wild card: Come up with your own Twins game promotion! E.g. The first 10,000 fans get…

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Wow, what would the Sector 512 crew put on their tombstones? We break out the brand-new “dark humor” button for some stellar choices by Kunkel.

Wild card topic of the day is to come up with a new sexual position name and description. What is a “Eskimo Milkshake”? Listen and find out!

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This is one is definitely a bit less fowl than last weeks episode (but just wait until the next two, yee-gads). A couple of movies and actors are represented on multiple lists (like Keanu Reeves is really a big surprise). EC turns in a strange half-dried-corn-cob list.

Wild card topic of the day is to formulate the perfect “huge fat lady” meal for Kirstie Alley during her annual binges to 600lbs. Kunkel pulls out all the guns (and layers) for this one.

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Whew, this one already sounds bad from the title. Numerous crime organizations will be formed, human experiments will be performed and epic battles will be re-enacted. All with poor little orphans.

Wild card of the day is another awesome Twins theme: Pick a past/present Twins player and what restaurant they would start before slipping into obscurity. Beware of Kevin Tapani, Scott Erickson and more Twins goodness!

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Now, this is more like the old Sector 512 we know. Talking about dirty, nasty, gross, and downright dark and twisted things that you really should NOT say during “the act”. Normally, I like to give a few highlights, but these you really need to hear for your self!

Wildcard topic of the day is to pick a movie that should NEVER have a sequel and come up with a sequel with characters! Watch out for Tremors 5 coming to a screen near you…

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Wow, Sector 512 broke out the serious sauce and liberally applied it to this episode for some unknown reason. The question was posed that if you had only 10 days left to live, what would you do, and more importantly, how do you go out with style? Jerry Pounds is a permanent addition to the crew and we have an AWESOME guest list from our #1 fan, Scott Davis. Couple highlights are exploding one’s self with explosives, deleting child porn, and lots-and-lots of buffets.

Wildcard topic of the day is the question: you have a dead body and the meat wagon won’t be coming for an hour, what do you do with the body? Apparently quite a bit, especially if you have a transmitter and a speaker.

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As is well-known to the Sector 512 cast, Daren is allergic to chlorine and has thus never been able to enjoy the wonderous experience that is swimming in Tom’s pool. So today, we put our heads together to come up with some Daren-safe pool contents and most turned out rather unsafe to most animal and plant life. Couple examples are nair, chocolate pudding and various types of acid.

Jerry Pounds is joining us as a guest celebrity/host today!

Wildcard topic of the day is to come up with a name for Kunkel’s unborn son that reflects his heritage of white trash and trailer parks.

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We had to pick the ten stores we would love to have right next to each other in order to make you feel like you are shopping in heaven. Don’t miss such class acts such as Unique Thriftstore and Funcoland.

Jerry Pounds is joining us as a guest celebrity/host today!

Wildcard topic of the day was: what do we with Kirby Puckett’s rather large corpse? It won’t fit in a conventional coffin, so we needed some more creative “outside-of-the-box” ideas to solve this pickle.